Women wanting men, men wanting women, men wanting men, women wanting woemen, just friends??
係咪似曾相識? 這個題目已經再明顯不過啦! 相信你如果同我一樣咁"有時無聊", 你一定有睇過本土一份英文免費magazine, 你都會掀去睇入面"thepersonals"的classified, 都好entertaining 架! 尋日同我一位文化界好友傾計, 就由經典Ham Sup電影名講到登徵偶啟示. 我地不約而同都覺得篇擇偶啟示一定要精簡得來又要呼之欲出, 試住先:
英文version: It Might Be YOU.Intelligent, mature, down to earth and very good-looking Asian lady (30's/5 ft 7/53kg) seeks hot and well-built guy with sense of humour and a caring heart, mature & gentle, open-minded, able to share everything together or at least great moment, appearance is not VERY important, rich is a bonus...If you are serious, loyal and unattached, drop me a note.
中文version: 緣來是您!美貌与智慧並重單身材女 (年約30,身高5呎7吋, 53kg, 34-25-36)尋集"材、智、醒、爽、善" 成熟大方單身男子, 高大健碩及有經濟基礎者優先處理. 有意者請寄上相片一張以作參考.
問你點抵受得住?
By the way, 今次有幸与城中文化界熱爆"民人"首度攜手來個crossover, 真係好興奮呢! 睇你點抵(睇)?
尋"男(子漢)、高(IQ過我)、堅(強呀)、夾(得來)、(有內)涵"
from"痴(線或雌,好多時)、黑(臉,有時遮)、獨(立)、特(別,即係怪)、(易)激(動)"
(後解讀版)
最後,為答謝讀者多月來的支持, 現加插本土最後一位格格与民女之對話酬賓:
格格話:"問你點抵受得住?"
民女說:"唔諗唔知好過癮,原來真係好搞野!"
格格再話:"唔諗唔知自己頂得住, 原來可以再激D! I like your 激!
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